1. Screamo/emo/indie/electro pop bands. Come on dude you're not in high school anymore. Tight pants and swoopy hair are gay (these things were never cool) no one fucking cares about "your band" bro. It's a recession I ain't paying $5 to see you pretend to be underoath or any other generic band. Especially when you are in 5 different bands within a year. News flash: working in a restaurant because you are "in a band" is stupid. Don't quit your day job, quit your band, then quit your day job and get a real one and quit annoying society about how sad you are (or pretending to be).
2. Posting pictures of all these "cool" places you get to travel to, don't get me wrong, they are cool places, but showing pics of yourself in front of a pagoda and a pyramid alone is just pathetic. Oh look at me how cool I am, alone, on a business trip, I really just ran here and took a picture and went right back to work or my too my room to make my life seem a lot cooler than it really is.
3. Ray-bans. Unless you are my girlfriend.
4. Liberal shit. You don't know anything about politics you just copy and pasted some shit you saw on someone else's profile or you heard it on NPR and adopted it as "your" opinion. I wish your face would adopt my fist.
5. 1,000 picture albums. Do you really think people care?! Omg I can't fucking wait to click through a thousand pictures of you standing in times square, or better yet a thousand pictures of YOU. Get over yourself, real people experience life instead of catalouging every breath they take.
6. The list goes on but I'm tired.
Any of the offenses above are grounds for immediate deletion from FB, stop clogging my newsfeed! However, it may not be so immediate since I check FB like every 3 days. FUCK OFF!
